Meanwhile, in a parallel universe a fair bit to the left and down of here, the divine Keilana the Sweet Spoken, Mother of all Dramahs, accepts the homage of her page followers after horribly torching her colleagues at ArbCom (being Wikipedia it probably helped her homage that she was stark naked at the time*).

So far there doesn't seem to be any reliably collapsing wave functions for this information, but when it happens remember you heard it from us first.

* Nice fascias by the way.